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Honors Biology 2008-2009

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Dr. Gottfried

Bias

Error Detection

Student ID number

Course Requirements

Reading Assignments

Time and interruptions

Block Scheduling

Do Now

Behavior/Discipline

Conduct Grades

Cell Phones

Attention

Substitute Policy

Tardy Policy

Groups/Seating

Supplies-Lab 

Other Supplies

Lab Safety

Points for the Day

Donations

Dreams

Vocabulary Cards

Notes

Guideposts For Written Work to be Submitted

Work In/Out

Academic Grades  

Assignment Values

Tests/Quizzes

Cheating

Challenge

Late Work

Missed Tests/Quizzes

Extra Credit

Lab and Activity Reports

Effort Grades

Posted Signs

Agenda

Homework

Electronic Access

The Internet-At home

Submission of Homework

The Internet-At School

Pictures

College Advice

Jokes

Errors

Thoughts to ponder

Dr. Gottfried

You can call me Mr. Gottfried, or Dr. Gottfried. I am not a medical doctor, so don't ask me what to do with a cut, a broken bone or a sprain. I earned my Ph.D. in biological oceanography in the department of Biology and Living Resources at the University of Miami Rosenstiel School of Marine and Atmospheric Science (a mouthful, but no one ever asked me; the name of the department has changed since then anyway.)

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I am a very verbal teacher. I will provide you with lots of printed material. I will talk a lot (Don't say it is because I like to hear the sound of my own voice. While it may be true telling me this is not a good way to impress me.) You need to listen to all instructions and to read everything carefully.
I will do my best to teach you. I work hard for you and I expect you to work hard for me. Learning can be fun, but it is also hard work. Like any skill, thinking needs practice. In my classes I hope you will get lots of practice!

Bias
All ideas start from preexisting assumptions. In math these assumptions are frequently called axioms, or ideas that don't need proving. In history they are sometimes called maxims, things so obvious they don't have to be proven.
In science we like to think that there are no assumptions. HOWEVER, this is not true. There are a number of basic assumptions or biases to science that are so basic that we forget to think about them.
Science believes (and in this context that means that I believe) that the universe is rational, logical, and can be understood by rational and logical processes. Science believes (...) that the universe can be explained in ways that make sense without resorting to the supernatural or paranormal.
There are other world views that societies can use as a focus for their civilizations. The rationalist world view is mine, and has produced the technology that gives us our standard of living.


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Error Detection
During this year I will be doing a great deal of talking (see link 2). I will give lectures, answer questions, conduct discussions, etc. Since I am an imperfect scholar and any evidence to the contrary aside, a fallible human being, I will inevitably make factual errors, draw some unjustified conclusions, and pass along my opinions as facts. I will be very unhappy (not a good thing) if you were unaware of these mistakes. To minimize that possibility I assign you all the following task. Make sure none of my mistakes goes unnoticed. If you find an error (and there will surely be some) tell me why it was an error, the source of your authority, and a truer or less biased way of saying what I was trying to say. (If you do this properly-politely identify and correct an error-you will get extra credit.) I may from time to time include deliberate mistakes or outrageous opinions to see if you are awake. There is no need for you to "test" me alone. Feel free to collectively review the things I've said. One of the strongest study techniques is the study group. Try and set up one. 

Student ID number

It is very important you learn, and remember your student ID number.

Course Requirements
Read the fine print.

I give complex instructions. Read them.

Follow directions.

Reading Assignments-

While we will not be going through the text book chapter by chapter you will be assigned readings to go along with the classwork. For each chapter there will be a web-form assignment (usually 5 questions) which will be due BEFORE the class discussions on the topic. If you don't have computer access to the Internet at home you can make arrangements to enter your answers using the schools computers. ALL of the assignments are available on line ahead of time, so don't come telling me you couldn't do it on time. It would be better for you to be a couple of assignments ahead than to fall behind. 


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Time and interruptions

Don't waste time! Our class time is a limited resource. We have many things to accomplish and a limited amount of time in class. While each of you is an important individual, I must teach you collectively and you must respect the rights of the other students and my rights as a teacher.

Many minor crises can be more appropriately handled if you submit your problem (with a grade, an assignment, a group) in writing after class or by email. I'll get back to you with an answer as quickly as possible, and you won't disturb or interrupt the entire class. In addition, I am more likely to consider your plea if it does not interrupt me than I am if you are disrupting the class.

When it comes to whining importuning requests during class time the following witticism is informative: A politician says "yes" if he means maybe, "maybe" if he means no, and if he says "no" he's not a politician. An editor says "no" if he means maybe, "maybe" if he means yes, and if he says "yes" he's not an editor. A teacher says "no" when he means no, "no" if he means maybe, and "no" if he means yes. Anything other than "no" and he's not really a teacher.

Block Scheduling

For the 2007-2008 school year NMB will be using a modified block schedule. This will give us 90 minutes per class. (As I type this-July 2008-there is a chance we will switch to a 6 period day.) 

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Bell Schedule

 

 

 

Block A

7:30-9:00

Homeroom

9:00-9:05

Block B

9:10-10:40

 

 

Lunch 1

10:45-11:20

Block C

11:25-12:55

 

 

Block C

10:45-12:15

Lunch 2

12:20-12:55

 

 

Block D

1:00-2:30

Lunch 1: 2nd & 3rd Floor of Main Building Excluding Math Area

Lunch 2: 700 Building, 1st Floor of Main Building and Rooms 266, 267, 268, 270, 271, 272, 272, 272A

Note that all days are block with a few minor exceptions for finals and other testing situations.

A= periods 1 or 2

B=periods 3 or 4

C=periods 5 or 6

D=periods 7 or 8

 

DO NOW

NMB is instituting a new policy with a "DO NOW" in every class, every period. 

JUST DO IT!

Behavior/Discipline

I hold my students to a high standard of discipline and good behavior.

I like to take my classes outside the building for some labs on the courtyard and PE field. I can not do this if my students can't control themselves.

I try and take field trips that include learning, which requires paying attention. A couple of years ago we took a field trip to Home Depot. I love the zoo.

I expect you to be able to walk 100 meters without talking to anyone else!

I expect you to respond to directions without argument or debate.

I expect the sound level in the classroom to at all times be less than that of a jet airplane on take-off.

You know when you are too loud without being yelled at by the teacher. Keep yourselves under control, or I will be forced to control you! The school has a discipline policy which will be adhered to.

The Discipline Plan includes the following rules:

-Be prepared for class and on task at all times.

You need:

covered text (when I tell you to bring it-which honestly won't be often)

paper

pencil/pen

additional class materials (as required by teacher)

-Be on time and in your seat when the tardy bell rings.

-Be polite and respect others.

raise your hand and wait to be recognized

do not use profanity or obscene gestures

-Accept responsibility by following the rules the first time they are given.

do not disturb the class

do all class and homework assignments

no food in class

do not wear hats or shorts unless told specifically it is ok

no radios, cameras, tape players or beepers

-Make a positive contribution to our school.

dress neatly and adhere to the school dress code

participate in all grade level, and school activities

take care of your school materials

take care of library books

do not vandalize or deface school property

Consequences range from verbal warning and parent contact to referral to the administration.


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Conduct Grades

You are responsible for your behavior. Every student starts out each nine weeks with an "A" in conduct.

If you interrupt me, or other members of the class your conduct grade will suffer. If you don't know how to behave in class, your conduct grade will suffer.

You know what is appropriate behavior for a classroom. You must show respect for me and for every other person in the classroom.

In the past few years the single biggest conduct problem was tardiness at the beginning of the school day. WAKE UP!

 

Cell Phones
While the school board ruling says you can have them in school it specifically says your can't have them on during class. If your phone rings, buzzes, vibrates etc during my class it (or the battery) will be taken away and you will be asked to have a parent come in to pick it up. Do not take them out to use as cameras without permission or, they (or the batteries) will be confiscated and you will be asked to have a parent come in to pick it up. Do not ask to go to the bathroom so you can use your cell phone during class. If you get caught at it, it (or the battery) will be confiscated and you will be asked to have a parent come in to pick it up.  If you want to use your cell phone as a camera or calculator remember to ASK first.

IPods, mp3 players, cameras (etc) - see Cell Phones


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Attention

One important procedure involves my getting your attention when you are too loud, doing a lab, working on your own etc. It is possible I may need to get your attention quickly and efficiently before you do something dangerous.

I have tried a variety of techniques ranging from ringing bells, clapping, flashing lights and just screaming. I don't know yet what we'll end up using this year. BUT, when I want your attention you need to:

(1) stop talking

(2) stop what you are doing

(3) focus on me

Substitute Policy

If you misbehave when a substitute is in the classroom, you will earn a conduct grade no higher than a C for that marking period. Your parents will be contacted. You will also be excluded from special activities for a month.
Subsequent offenses will require a parent conference at which additional sanctions will be discussed.


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Tardy Policy

Class can't start until you get here. Excessive tardiness will be dealt with as a serious conduct violation.  Initially I'll call home. After that it gets worse.

Groups/Seating
 

I may or may not assign seats in the classroom portion of the room. Don't complain. I'll move you around when I feel like it.


You will also be assigned to a lab and assignment groups on a needs basis. For labs and group work you will be with the other people in that group for the duration of that assignment.

Part of the process of group assignments is to get you to work with a variety of different people. Do not tell me who you want to be in a group with! You have to learn to work with people you may not like as well as with your friends. Everyone has something to contribute.

If behavior allows, I may allow you to pick your own seats and dispense with assigned seats in the classroom section of the room.

Supplies


You will need a small 3 ring binder, or a section in a larger 3 ring binder for lab reports, homework, worksheets and other papers. This notebook is subject to collection at any time.. I suggest a 1" loose-leaf notebook, or a section of a larger one, with a pocket for material that is (a) too big for the binder or, (b) doesn't have holes punched in it.

You will need to bring a pen and pencil (#2) to class every day.

You will need a basic calculator (addition, subtraction, multiplication, division and square root) for some of our tests and assignments. On days when we will need additional supplies (rulers, calculators, colored pencils, glue, etc) you will be notified in advance.

If you are completely disorganized see me, and I can offer some suggestions.


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Lab Safety

Safety in the classroom and when we do labs is the first consideration. You will be required to read and sign a safety contract. Failure to do so will result in your forfeiting the right to participate in lab activities.

Violations of lab safety will be considered severe violations of class, and school rules! (See link 3).

One of the safety rules is that no food is to be eaten on the lab side of room 336. This is a science laboratory and many unpleasant chemicals have been used and are stored here. Please do not violate this rule. Some of the chemicals can cause cancer. It would be real pity if 20 years from now you got cancer because you put your muffin down on the table in the science lab.

If you are lucky, violation of lab safety rules will result in severe disciplinary action. If you are unlucky you or a friend might loose a limb, an eye, or a life.

Below is a reference copy of a safety contract.

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STUDENT SAFETY CONTRACT and CONDUCT AGREEMENT-

SCIENCE CLASS LABORATORY

This is to certify that I, _________________________________ have been instructed in the following safety components of this science class:

1) ______Safety Rules

2) Location and proper use of the following safety equipment:

________ a. Fire extinguisher

________ b. Fire blanket

________ c. Eye protection devices

________ d. Eyewash

________ e. Chemical containers

________ f. Master shutoff for gas and water

________ g. Bunsen burners

________ h. Electrical equipment

________ i. Intercom location & Phone

________ j. aprons

3) Safety procedures for the following situations:

________ a. Fire

________ b. Chemical splash to the body

________ c. Eye emergency

________ d. Chemical spill

I am aware that in the laboratory every student's actions can affect the safety of others more so than in any other classroom environment.

Every experiment can be performed safely by each laboratory student following recommended safety procedures.

To do my part to provide a safe environment in the laboratory, I agree to:

1) Follow instructions EXACTLY.

2) Perform only authorized experiments.

3) Protect eyes, face, hands, and body utilizing proper safety equipment and procedures.

4) Keep my work area tidy and clean up after each experiment.

5) Know where to get help fast.

6) Know where safety equipment is and how to use it.

7) Report at once all accidents, even minor ones, and any unusual occurrence.

8) Never bring food or drink into the laboratory.

9) Never "play around" - unusual motions are distracting and dangerous.

10) Ask questions if I do not understand what to do.

I am aware that I can look up chemicals I am to use and their safety in the Material Safety Data Sheets that are posted or are available.


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Donations

Often there are "kitchen" chemistry labs that we can do if YOU bring in the supplies. You do not get extra credit for this (you can't buy a grade!), but you do get my gratitude and to do some fairly interesting labs.

We always need paper towels!

Dreams

I assume you have them. Aspirations, hopes, and dreams of what you can and will do with your life. I have an acronym for what you need to master to reach your dreams.  When I used to teach middle school I frequently had my students recite this as a mantra. I don’t do that in high school, but it is worth at least thinking about what you want to do with your life, and what you have to do to achieve your dreams.

D-discipline

R-responsibility

E-effort

A-ability

M-motivation

S-skills

Discipline-not external discipline, but internal discipline, self discipline to do what has to be done and not to do what shouldn't be done. In school we can force some discipline onto you, BUT to succeed you need to have self-discipline.
Responsibility-doing what is required of you, without excuses or delays. We all want other people to trust us and rely on us. They only do when we are responsible.
Effort-to succeed you need to put in the time and work. No enterprise succeeds without effort, and that includes your education. I put in effort to do the best job I can for you. I expect you to do the same for me, and for your own futures. No one becomes a great basketball player, architect, designer, doctor or chef without practice and effort.
Ability-there is no doubt in my mind that in addition to effort, natural ability plays a role in success. A very short Magic Johnson would not have made a great basketball player.
Motivation-without internal motivation you can not learn, and grow into a thinking person. You may succeed in school temporarily, but without some drive or motivation you will not become all that you can be.
Skills-reading, writing, math, science, art, music, car mechanics, drafting, typing (now called keyboarding), cooking and sewing are all skills. To convert your dreams into reality you need to work on your skills.

I believe that scientific thinking is a skill that can help anyone (with the exception of a psychic) in any walk of life. Science is a process that interprets the world. That is a skill we all need.


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Vocabulary Cards

I find that students lose the use of their scientific vocabulary the day after a test, and even during a test confuse words and meanings.

You are encouraged to create a set of vocabulary flash cards. On one side you will have a word, concept, or formula, and on the other a brief explanation.  There will be a posted listing of  words.  

This is not for a specific grade. 

Biology is to a large extent vocabulary!  I have posted a list of prefixes, roots and suffixes which may help you.

Notes
I expect each student to be ready to work when the bell rings. In my mind that means that you will be:

1) in your seat

2) be quiet

3) have your notebook out to take notes

4) have any work to be handed in out and ready

Note taking is a vital skill. It is very important to be able to write down what you are learning as you learn it. To copy from the board, TV, or overhead is not enough.

You need to take an active part in the process, interpreting what is said, and taking notes based on what is said, not just what is written on the board.

(It is my general observation that those students who take notes in class do better on tests and quizzes than those that don't.)


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Guideposts For Written Work to be Submitted

Write neatly and legibly. Type if possible. You can submit by email as text files, MSWord files, or WordPerfect files.

Use blue or black ink on standard white notebook paper unless otherwise instructed. Do not use paper torn from a spiral notebook. Do not write in red, pink, or purple inks.

Do not use the plastic report covers with sliding plastic binders. (This is not a school rule or policy but one of my own. I HATE those binders!)

Write the correct heading in the upper right-hand corner of the paper. There is a correct heading for individual and for group work.

Individual Heading-In the upper right hand corner.

Last name, first name

Science-period number

Dr. Gottfried

Full Date Due

Group Heading-Again in the upper right hand corner, and including all the names in the group.

Last name, first name

Last name, first name

Last name, first name

Last name, first name

Science-period number

Dr. Gottfried

Full Date Due

Work In/Out

Papers for me to see will be collected at the beginning of class.

Work that I have graded will be passed back to you as time permits.


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Academic Grades

The new version of the school board adopted  computer grade program will allow me to grade on a 0-100 point scale. Thus, an assignment not done (0) is MUCH worse than  one done very poorly (55).  The system allows you or your parent/guardian to log into the school's grade system and look up your grades.

Check the grades page for information on using the "look up" feature and interpreting the reports

Since computers prefer to think in numbers (rather than letters), I use a numerical version of the A-F grading scale, using the new scale.


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Grades-

Grades will no longer be posted. See above for information on grade calculations.

F=0 D=1 C=2 B=3 A=4

In general, you will get the points you earn. For assignments that would normally be graded simply, A, B, C, D, F  or Z,  the following system will be utilized.

A=100; B=85; C=75, D=65; F=0, 25, 45, 55 depending on the degree of "F", Z=0



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Assignment Values

In general, assignments, homework, classwork, lab reports, quizzes and tests have weighted grades. Weights depends on how much I value the assignment. Some minor assignments may be assigned a value of 0. That is, I know whether you did it or not, but it has no value to your average.

The Reading Assignments will as a whole be 10% of your grade.


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Tests/Quizzes

Tests will always be announced at least 2 days in advance, usually a week in advance (see link 15).

There may be pop quizzes (see link 3).

Cheating

A first cheating offense will result in an F, or 0, on the exam, or assignment, a conduct grade cut and may require a parent conference. Subsequent offenses, will require a parent conference which will discuss additional sanctions.

What counts as cheating? Using someone else's work. Handing in two identical papers, with different names. Copying from someone during a test or quiz. Bringing answers (crib sheets) into a testing situation. Copying word for word from someone or something (encyclopedia) else without attribution. This is especially easy on the Internet. That doesn't make it right.

You know what cheating is. If in doubt, don't do it.

There is a cheating policy for magnet students. Basically it states that if you cheat in one class that information will be passed on to the rest of your magnet teachers and an offense in a different class will still count as a second offense.


Late Work

In theory, late work is better than no work. In practice handing in work late is a sign of poor planning, pathetic study habits, and lack of responsibility (See link 8).

Not only I am I supposed to teach you science, but responsibility.

Nothing at all is accepted late without a really, really good excuse. And then I take off tons of points.
I mean this.

That said, since not handing in something is a 0 (zero), handing in late work frequently makes the difference between passing and failing for procrastinators. Even a D is better than an F. "A" level work handed in very late generally earns a "D".

I reserve the right to make exceptions for specific cases.


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Missed Tests/Quizzes


It is
your responsibility to schedule make-up tests and quizzes. In general, I administer make-up examinations, by arrangement, after school from 2:30-3:30. It may be possible, under special circumstances, to arrange to make up a test during lunch. I do not in general offer make-up tests during class time. You would then have to make-up what you missed in class!

Extra Credit 

I do not offer  a lot of extra credit. In the past for many people extra credit was the difference between a C and an A, or, a D and a B. I don't think that is fair to those who do what they are supposed to do on a regular basis.

You can get credit for helping me around the classroom before or after school (when I ask for the help). Cleaning up after labs is a common chore. There are also frequent additional assignments that get counted as extra credit. For example, you can write a lab or activity report on a lab, demonstration or activity when I have said that no report is required.

There is a standing extra credit assignment which I will not refer to in class at all. Your only information on this assignment is right here. (Aren't you glad you're reading this.) You can do this once each nine weeks. The total amount of credit depends on the depth of your analysis and how related the error you discuss is to the work we are doing that nine weeks (Don't go off on tangents-you can discuss your idea with me before you research it.) 

Describe one of the most significant errors (see link 2) scholars and scientists have made related to this years' course work. Indicate why it is an error, who made the error, and what persons are mainly responsible for correcting the error. You get even more credit if you can identify errors made by the error-corrector and even more if you can suggest an error in current thinking about the subject. Lastly you can get even more credit for indicating a possible error in some strongly held belief that resides in your mind.


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Lab and Activity Reports

A significant part of your grade will be based on how well you can write your lab and activity reports. Each report is MORE than a homework assignment. Each lab report is graded and its grade value depends on the amount of work I expect.

It is a combination of what was done in class with a conclusion you develop based on what was observed. Lab reports are the essence of science and they allow me to "see" how you think.

Labs generally involve a problem, in response to which you develop a hypothesis, design an experiment, carry out the experiment, report your results and present a conclusion.

Activities have problems, but no hypothesis. They have purposes (usually mine). They are sometimes called (by me) "lablets". Activity reports sometimes consist of only observations and a conclusion.

Your lab reports must have a proper school heading.

The full scale lab report has several important parts.

Title

You can be creative or simple here. Your grade will not depend on your title, (unless it is too stupid for words).

Problem

In the form of a question.

Hypothesis or Purpose

This is important in my evaluation of how you think. A hypothesis is a statement (not a question) which your experiment or observations will attempt to evaluate. Some experiments we do will not have a hypothesis, but a purpose.

Materials & Procedures

To save space and time I encourage my students to abbreviate this part of the standard lab report format. I allow the following statement to replace this section in most cases:

As given in _______. Where the source of the procedure is noted as class, text link, handout etc.

If you do anything that deviates from the instructions you must include that in a "but.." statement after the

"As given in class."

For example you might say: "As given on page 264, but Sarah added 4 drops of dye instead of 2."

This may become important as I evaluate your data and conclusions.

Data or observations

This is what you see, what you measure, what you record. It can and should include data tables, graphs and figures when appropriate. It does not include interpretation of what you saw. For example "The flame was orange" is an observation. "The flame was orange because of sodium" is not an observation. You do not observe the sodium.

Conclusions

THIS IS THE ESSENCE OF THE LAB REPORT. Here you tell me whether the hypothesis was correct or not. Then you go on to elaborate on why, how and what it all means. I look in conclusion sections for evidence that you are thinking. That you are drawing conclusions based on the data and based on outside reading, other classwork, common sense, etc.  Lab reports in honors biology are frequently more than one page (3-4 pages is not unusual.)

IT IS NOT ENOUGH TO SAY, "THE HYPOTHESIS WAS CORRECT."


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Effort Grades

I believe that effort is essential to success in life. Whether you have mastered the material or not, you must do ALL the assigned work to get a good effort grade. It is possible, though difficult, to get an A for an academic grade in my class along with a 3 in effort.

In any given 9 weeks there are generally from 20-30 assignments. I generally give effort grades according to the following system:

0-1 missed assignments effort = 1

2-3 missed assignments effort = 2

4+ missed assignments effort = 3

There are exceptions to this rule. Those in your favor may involve hospitalization (yours, not mine). If you make up work late, and end the marking period with "zero-zeros" don't expect to get the same effort grade (1) as someone who did all their work on time. Occasionally I will consider the quality of your effort in assigning effort grades. Someone who does a poor job on all their work does not deserve the same effort grade as someone who tries their best and does a fine job on all their work.

Occasionally (very rarely-maybe once every other  year) I will reward excellent effort (0 missed assignments) by dropping the lowest grade in a marking period. But don't count on it!


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Posted Signs

Read all the signs. Especially those at the front of the room. Most of the material is also on the web page.

Agenda

I post the general plan for the week including agenda and homework on the Internet at my web page (http://www.mdgottfried.net). I generally go over the agenda for the week on the first day of the week.

Homework

I post the homework for the week on the Internet at my web page (http://www.mdgottfried.net).

I review the week's homework on the first day of the week (usually Monday). 

Written homework is usually due either on Friday or Monday (depending on block).

Tests and quizzes (except pop-quizzes) are announced on the agenda/homework web page.


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Electronic  Access

I can be reached via www  with the following caveat:

I do not necessarily sign on every day or at least I don't guarantee it.

I can be reached at Internet mgottfried@dadeschools.net or markgottfried@usa.net  (If this is a foreign language to you, you probably don't know enough to use this method of reaching me). Either address works. (Actually I have a bunch of other addresses but this is enough--they all get to me.)

Use this address in the TO: field from Prodigy, Compuserve, AOL, Earthlink, NetZero, Juno etc.

I have an occasionally updated home page, but you know that, since that is probably how you got here. 

IF you have parental control on your email it will be important that you set my addresses as "ok" since otherwise you can't get mail from me.

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The Internet-At home

If you have a computer, and modem, you should get yourself an account that lets you do research and gather information on the Internet (the information superhighway as it is referred to in the media). 

You can even get an account without having a computer or modem. The local public libraries (NMB, Aventura and NW Dade) are hooked up with terminals that the public can use.

You can also get a free web based e-mail account without having your own computer from hotmail, netmail, yahoo etc. You could check these account from any of the networked computers, the library etc.

I would hope that all my students become familiar with the Internet and e-mail.

Due to viruses school computers only offer limited web-mail access. As of summer 2008 they have blocked all of the free email services and most pay services from school computers. If you find one that works let me know and I'll post the information here.

Submission of Homework Done on a computer

Homework should be emailed to DrGHomework@gmail.com 

E-mail can be used to submit homework. However, it is important that you do not send me files I can not read. Any plain text e-mail message is readable. Files that are attached to a message may or may not be readable. Your best bet is to convert everything to ASCII (plain text) and send it that way. You may want to experiment with test files before you use this for your homework. In general I can open Word (up to Office 2003) or WordPerfect (up to version 12) documents.  I may be able to convert from the Vista version of Word, but, that has been hit or miss.  There are online converter programs that can change virtually any format (OpenOffice included) into Word. If you make me do it, I'll deduct points.

I no longer accept floppy disks. Under some limited circumstances (time being the issue) USB pen drives can be used

The Internet-At School (As of summer 2008 they are blocking a great deal.)

We will be using computers with Internet connections a great deal in class. We will be running simulations as well as doing research. Developing these skills is critical to success in the modern world.

Miami-Dade County Public Schools has an acceptable use policy for students and faculty.

This policy basically says, don't do anything that you wouldn't want to get caught doing!

The complete text can be found at

http://www.dadeschools.net/aup.htm

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Pictures
In the course of the year I/we will probably take a great number of digital pictures, both still and video. You and your parents need to be aware that these pictures may be posted on the Internet and/or used in press releases etc. for NMB. Student names will not be used in these cases without specific permission.

College Advice

Start preparing yourself early.

Take every test that is offered. Take the PSAT in 9th, 10th and 11th grades.

Take the ACT (for reasons that escape me, our students do substantially better on the ACT than on the SAT).

Check out the NYTIMES - Stanley Kaplan question of the day, daily. Make it a routine. It is free help. If you start in 9th grade you can go over 1000 questions by the time the SAT counts for you!

Check out Free Rice

Jokes

You are not required to laugh at my jokes.
But it helps keep me in a good mood!

Errors

In any document this size there will certainly  be errors. Please point them out to me politely.

Thoughts to ponder

Mostly harmless

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -Arthur C. Clarke

"Studies serve for delight, for ornament, and for ability."

"Knowledge itself is power."

"They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea."

"Books must follow sciences, not sciences books."

"I have taken all knowledge to be my province."

Francis Bacon

"I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only a boy playing on the sea-shore and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me."

"If I have seen farther, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants."

Isaac Newton

"Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety nine percent perspiration."

Thomas Alva Edison

"The time has come', the walrus said, `to talk of many things:

Of shoes- and ships- and sealing wax- Of cabbages- and kings-

And why the sea is boiling hot- And whether pigs have wings."

Lewis Carroll

"It is a capitol mistake to theorize before one has data."

"..when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Arthur Conan Doyle

"A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing impossibility."

Aristotle

"Give me but one firm spot on which to stand, and I will move the earth"

Archimedes

"Problems worth

of attack-

prove their worth

by hitting back."

"The road to wisdom-

Well is plain and simple

to express:

Err

and err

and err again

but less

and less

and less."

both by Piet Hien

"Sir, you have tasted two whole worms; you have hissed all my mystery lectures and been caught fighting a liar in the quad; you will leave by the next town drain."

William Archibald Spooner

"The terms and circumstances of human existence can be expected to change radically during the next human lifespan. Science, mathematics, and technology will be at the center of that change-causing it, shaping it, responding to it. Therefore, they will be essential to the education of today's children for tomorrow's world.

-All children need and deserve a basic education in science, mathematics, and technology that prepares them to live interesting and productive lives.

-Scientific habits of mind can help people in every walk of life to deal sensibly with problems that often involve evidence, quantitative considerations, logical arguments, and uncertainty; without the ability to think critically and independently, citizens are easy prey to dogmatists, flimflam artists, and purveyors of simple solutions to complex problems."

AAAS-Science for All Americans

© M. Gottfried, Ph.D. 2008

Any resemblance to the title and format of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams is purely complimentary, and it is with great sadness I must report that Douglas Adams passed away May 11, 2001


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